If you want a Happy Ending,

Try an Asian Massage Parlor.

This Book is not for You….

 

A Zen master is chased to the edge of a cliff by a tiger, and scrambles over the edge, clutching a small bush growing out of the side of the precipice, just beyond the reach of the tiger. He looks below, and sees two more tigers. He then realizes that the bush cannot support his weight for long, as a small mouse gnaws  the roots of the bush; beside him, a small bunch of strawberries are also growing out from the same cliff…

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